The United States Post Office is selling the most creepiest stamps ever—bat stamps. And they just aren’t nice friendly looking bats, they are zoomed in photos of their heads. GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! EWWWWW! *RUNNING IN CIRCLES WITH HANDS WAVING UNCONTROLLABLY*
My condolences to any relatives of the red bat, leaf-nosed bat, and pallio bat. As for the spotted bat… sorry but yer just way too butt a55 ugly.