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“Never underestimate the power of a well-timed bathroom break”

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-matt maldre

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Dave Rothkopf
Dave Rothkopf
22 years ago

Whoa. I’m fearful to ask about the inspiration for this one.

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laura k.
laura k.
22 years ago

you time your bathroom break? is that necessary? i have an internal timer…when the alarm goes off, it’s time.

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Diaper Man
Diaper Man
22 years ago

I always underestimate that… hence, the diaper

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laura k.
laura k.
22 years ago

yo Diaper Man…get a real website!

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Kara
Kara
22 years ago

One of the beautiful entities of a ” well-timed bathroom break ” is that of an escape plan. Long, boring conversation? Time for a…yup you guessed it-bathroom break !

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Matt Maldre
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Matt Maldre
22 years ago

Kara, you read my mind exactly.

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laura k.
laura k.
22 years ago

well, depends on who else is in the bathroom when you get there. me, i prefer the single-person bathroom. if i’m in there with a friend, i can’t perform. this brings to mind some fond memories of my friend joanna and i in the art building bathroom.

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