• New sizes for everything
    Starbucks is able to make up their own names for sizes. — Trenta (916 mL) — Venti (591 mL) — Grande (473 mL) — Tall (354 mL) I want to make up my own names for sizes. — Redonk (extra…
  • My executive order: Use the metric system
    Whenever we get a new president, it’s tradition that they issue executive orders on their first day. Mine would be to force usage of the metric system.
  • Sizes are only for people at Home Depot
    The source of my quote “sizes are only for people at home depot” Matt Maldre: You need a gallery at work Erik Maldre: i do have a gallery at work. i’ll measure it’s size Erik Maldre: 23.5″ wide, 12.5″ high,…
  • Looking at the world through a tube
    I’m glad he got the tube off his head. This Youtube video reminds me of the time when Unlikelymoose and I were at an art museum in San Francisco and we saw someone walking around looking at the artwork through…
  • The gap
    the gap that the gap is in not totally cool, not totally lame not really anything
  • Thoughts on happiness
    “Our happiness is completely and utterly intertwined with other people: family and friends and neighbors and the woman you hardly notice who cleans your office. Happiness is not a noun or a verb. It’s a conjunction. Connective tissue.” —Eric Weiner,…
  • Things i’ve bought
  • Least searched-for U.S. Presidents
    Starting in 2007 the US Mint will be featuring presidents on the dollar coins. Every year four presidents will be featured in the order they took office. Which president is the least searched-for? Overture’s keyword selector tool tells us how…
  • napping
    Bought lisa a book at borders today Change Your Life Without Getting Out of Bed: The Ultimate Nap Book So when i went to the front counter to get it, I gave her my last name, but she couldn’t find…
  • compactflash
    I just ordered a 128MB CompactFlash card for $30!
  • autumn
    autumn is here and I’m doing my Andy Goldsworthy impression.
  • My socks make me dream
    Why is it that when I wear my socks to bed, I always have dreams? Are the socks keeping the dreams from escaping out of my toes?
  • Triskaidekaphobia
    Triskaidekaphobia triss-kye-deh-kuh-FOH-bee-uh: fear of the number 13 I wish I was afraid of a number. That sounds really cool. Let’s see what number would I be afraid of. I think 666. It’s kinda funny, because lately I’ve been using 666666…