The secret identity to Kool-Aid Man revealed! He’s actually a pitcher of Sangria

Hey, that’s not actually Kool-Aid in the Kool-Aid Man’s pitcher. That’s actually sangria. Yum!

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Tom Saaristo
12 years ago

It probably WAS Sangria back in the day, but ever since they put shorts on the Kool-Aid Man, I’m sure the contents of his pitcher have been replaced with the real deal kiddy mocktail Kool-Aid. Le sigh

Sparx
12 years ago

I didn’t even realize he had pants now. Sheesh. Does his leg placement seem odd to anyone else? He looks like he’s part arachnid. Just missing some limbs.

Tom Saaristo
12 years ago

There is a commercial currently airing where Kool-Aid is log-rolling with a 2 litre bottle of Cola while a fishing father and son look on in disbelief. Their expressions are priceless, but it’s Kool-Aid Man in cargo shorts that has me looking on in disbelief everytime I see it. I mean, I know the U.S. was founded by puritans, but putting pants on Kool-Aid Man is just ridiculous. He is definitely out of proportion in clothes.

Sparx
12 years ago

I think I’ve seen it… I don’t recall the shorts though. I did a google image search, and it is extra ridiculous.

Tom Saaristo
12 years ago

He has worn jean shorts and cargo shorts and even short sleeve shirts! He is a fashion victim to be sure! Maybe putting him in clothes prevents him from crashing through walls; afterall, if he did, he’d ruin those horrible clothes. What’s next Kool Aid Man? Sandles with socks?

Sparx
12 years ago

Perhaps he’s made of Pyrex.

Tom Saaristo
12 years ago

Why do you know how much repairing an alley damaged by a radiator dropped from the 2nd floor would cost? 😛

Sparx
12 years ago

Tom… you didn’t try this as a kid? I thought EVERYONE did this!

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