It probably WAS Sangria back in the day, but ever since they put shorts on the Kool-Aid Man, I’m sure the contents of his pitcher have been replaced with the real deal kiddy mocktail Kool-Aid. Le sigh
I didn’t even realize he had pants now. Sheesh. Does his leg placement seem odd to anyone else? He looks like he’s part arachnid. Just missing some limbs.
There is a commercial currently airing where Kool-Aid is log-rolling with a 2 litre bottle of Cola while a fishing father and son look on in disbelief. Their expressions are priceless, but it’s Kool-Aid Man in cargo shorts that has me looking on in disbelief everytime I see it. I mean, I know the U.S. was founded by puritans, but putting pants on Kool-Aid Man is just ridiculous. He is definitely out of proportion in clothes.
The google image results show Kool-Aid Man wearing JEAN shorts. Whoa. Kool-Aid Man needs to be updated in his style choices. Although I do have to admit, I don’t mind him wearing shorts. It gives Kool-Aid Man a bit more of a summery seasonal feel.
He has worn jean shorts and cargo shorts and even short sleeve shirts! He is a fashion victim to be sure! Maybe putting him in clothes prevents him from crashing through walls; afterall, if he did, he’d ruin those horrible clothes. What’s next Kool Aid Man? Sandles with socks?
I’d love to see Kool-Aid man wearing sandles with socks. I’m all for sandles with socks. It’s comfy. I want Kool-Aid Man to be comfy. Now I hope Kool-Aid Man wouldn’t wear a white shirt showing underneath a button dress shirt. Funny how I would not like that, which is comfy. Yet I’m for socks with sandles cuz that’s comfy. Now how can a glass pitcher break through a brick wall in the first place?–with or without clothes? Wouldn’t the glass break? You know what would break through a brick wall? A radiator! If you drop one down from the second floor onto the alley, it will cause a major crater in the alley that will have to be repaired for around $500.
It probably WAS Sangria back in the day, but ever since they put shorts on the Kool-Aid Man, I’m sure the contents of his pitcher have been replaced with the real deal kiddy mocktail Kool-Aid. Le sigh
I didn’t even realize he had pants now. Sheesh. Does his leg placement seem odd to anyone else? He looks like he’s part arachnid. Just missing some limbs.
There is a commercial currently airing where Kool-Aid is log-rolling with a 2 litre bottle of Cola while a fishing father and son look on in disbelief. Their expressions are priceless, but it’s Kool-Aid Man in cargo shorts that has me looking on in disbelief everytime I see it. I mean, I know the U.S. was founded by puritans, but putting pants on Kool-Aid Man is just ridiculous. He is definitely out of proportion in clothes.
The google image results show Kool-Aid Man wearing JEAN shorts. Whoa. Kool-Aid Man needs to be updated in his style choices. Although I do have to admit, I don’t mind him wearing shorts. It gives Kool-Aid Man a bit more of a summery seasonal feel.
I think I’ve seen it… I don’t recall the shorts though. I did a google image search, and it is extra ridiculous.
He has worn jean shorts and cargo shorts and even short sleeve shirts! He is a fashion victim to be sure! Maybe putting him in clothes prevents him from crashing through walls; afterall, if he did, he’d ruin those horrible clothes. What’s next Kool Aid Man? Sandles with socks?
I’d love to see Kool-Aid man wearing sandles with socks. I’m all for sandles with socks. It’s comfy. I want Kool-Aid Man to be comfy. Now I hope Kool-Aid Man wouldn’t wear a white shirt showing underneath a button dress shirt. Funny how I would not like that, which is comfy. Yet I’m for socks with sandles cuz that’s comfy. Now how can a glass pitcher break through a brick wall in the first place?–with or without clothes? Wouldn’t the glass break? You know what would break through a brick wall? A radiator! If you drop one down from the second floor onto the alley, it will cause a major crater in the alley that will have to be repaired for around $500.
Perhaps he’s made of Pyrex.
Why do you know how much repairing an alley damaged by a radiator dropped from the 2nd floor would cost? 😛
Tom… you didn’t try this as a kid? I thought EVERYONE did this!