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drink this and become a monster: Lo-Carb Monster Energy


On my way to work, I just exited the Chicago red line stop when someone handed me a very cold can of Lo-Carb Monster Energy. It has 100% of your daily needs of Vitamin C, Riboflavin, Niacin, Vitamin B6, and Vitamin B12. Oh nice. And each can is two servings, that’s 200%!

It also states, “Lo-Carb MONSTER energy√¥ still delivers twice the Buzz of a regular Energy drink. (Read: It has a crapload of caffiene)

Then there is a disclaimer stating, “CONSUME RESPONSIBLY – LIMIT (3) CANS PER DAY.”

Whoa. THREE CANS! What would happen if you drank three cans? Surely you’d become a MONSTER!

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laura k.
laura k.
22 years ago

what are the ingredients? i’m curious as to why they felt the [legal?”> need to warn the consumer about consuming it. and what does it taste like? you shouldn’t be drinking just anything, just because someone gave you a free can of it.

laura k.
laura k.
22 years ago

i’ll remember your motto, that’s good info to have the next time you’re in the emergency room with some strange poisoning.

Shane White
Shane White
21 years ago

I really really Love your monster drink. I always try to buy at least two when I go into town. When I ask my mom to buy me one she always say “NO” so I just let my cousin or uncle buy me one I LOVE YOUR MONSTER ENERGY

Shane White
Shane White
21 years ago

Your Monster Energy is so powerful i love so much I wish I had life time supply of Monster Energy please i love it so so much i love the way it taste and the way it looks sometimes i like to draw the monster sign on my folder and for my art class.One of my teacher told me it was really good drawing. So please write back:)

Shane White
Shane White
21 years ago

Your Monster Energy is so powerful i love so much I wish I had life time supply of Monster Energy please i love it so so much i love the way it taste and the way it looks sometimes i like to draw the monster sign on my folder and for my art class.One of my teacher told me it was really good drawing. So please write back:)

Greg
Greg
20 years ago

Well im finishing off my fifth can for the day right now. Whoops.

Debi
Debi
20 years ago

The low carb energy drink is the only thing that can quench my thirst and not leave me with that sugary after taste. I think I have found a new life line to drink. This is the greatest thing since the tv.