Subject: request for office supply
i would like to add to your next order…
a pair of scissors
(i had brought in my own little pair, but they walked away) Maybe a pair this size will have a more difficult time walking away. Or maybe one of these babies would be nice. And i don’t think these would work too good:
she replied:
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Subject: RE: request for office supply
You are 2 funny! I will order you some workable not too small not too big scissors!
i replied:
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Subject: RE: request for office supply
I’m glad you enjoyed my CUTTING analysis of scissors. It was certainly above CUTTING average. Yeah, i hope tribune can CUT the check for the scissors! I hope you can CUT my jokes much longer! But it’s like CUTTING butter! If i keep making jokes like this, i may have to take a CUT in salary! I’m not CUT out to let that happen!