I forgot to add one of the most crucial elements to my campaign. One of the most controversial topics. The issue that will set me apart from the competition. The issue that will get brought up at every one single of my public debates. The cornerstone of my campaign…The destruction of all carrot cakes worldwide! Join the Carrot cake boycott club.
Another campaign promise
Happening right now on Spudart: Press a leaf in an envelope with the date and story written on it until 2026-10-31
FORGET IT!!!!!!!! I AM VOTING FOR ANY OTHER CANDIDATE!!!!!!! I NO LONGER SUPPORT YOUR CANDIDACY!!!!!!!! I’M GOING TO THROW CARROT-CAKE-CUPCAKES AT YOUR APARTMENT WINDOWS!!!!!!
whats wrong with carrot cake? yum:)
yeah, see! you shall get no votes on this issue.
I will personally bake the carrot-cake-cupcakes that Laura wants to throw at your window! You had my vote until this thing about carrot cake….AGAIN! Just let it go, mister! You’ll win many more fans and votes if you leave your disgust for carrot cake off the platform.