fifteen minutes of (nominal) fame

There’s a post on craigslist from an Art Institute Student:

fifteen minutes of (nominal) fame

march 31, april 1st

chicago student at art institute looking to rent (not necessarily a monetary exchange) out 8′ by 8′ floor space of a widely attended (collectors only night) opening reception of BFA show in fifteen minute intervals. what would you do with the audience?

So what would you do? I’d stand and hand out gummi bears.