I want to make up crazy fictional titles for myself and put them on business cards and drop them into fish bowls in restaurants. Any good ideas for business card titles?
I recently posted this on the spudart facebook fan page and got some great suggestions:
- Groundhog hunter
- Cuticle Consultant..
- Goldfish Therapist
- Cat herder
- ”Our state-of-the-art vacuum cleaners really suck”
- Odor Judge
Any additional suggestions?