I want to make up crazy fictional titles for myself and put them on business cards and drop them into fish bowls in restaurants. Any good ideas for business card titles?
I recently posted this on the spudart facebook fan page and got some great suggestions:
- Groundhog hunter
- Cuticle Consultant..
- Goldfish Therapist
- Cat herder
- ”Our state-of-the-art vacuum cleaners really suck”
- Odor Judge
Any additional suggestions?
A co-worker of mine has a business card with approx 50 different titles. I will have to share them with you some time. They are very good.
is this just ONE business card with 50 titles?
yes, that is correct.
Guacamole Inspector
Horse Waterer Flounder Teacher Fitted-sheet Inspector Blister Lancer Tape Dispenser Eyeglass Moulder Clay Cleaner
Guacamole Inspector! that’s funny. I like it, Matt Jones. Tom, I like all of yours. I’m having a hard time picking a fav. I think I like Clay Cleaner, only because I used to date someone who was a ceramics lab technician, and she would have to clean the clay as it was being made.