Top May 2010 tweets; freezer snowballs, golden pennies, physical digg buttons

How I miss the AIMbot, SmarterChildThu May 27 21:17:09

Just learned toilet paper is called bathroom tissue (@ Family Dollar) http://4sq.com/ajCj3kMon May 31 23:09:21

What if cars drove by the power of colors. LIke if you would fuel your car on red. Or purple.Thu May 27 15:26:55

I was day-dreaming about the supply & demand of a farm of space elevatorsThu May 27 13:30:09

I’d like to see a last name officially spelled with all caps. It’s already part-way done with McDonald and LaSalle. Just go all caps!Wed May 26 19:39:32

@RebelliousBird What if there was a cuteoverlord.com? (Firefox can’t find the server at www.cuteoverlord.com)Wed May 26 17:08:30

I like Transformers violence, but not violence violence.Wed May 26 15:38:35

There should be physical digg buttons for stuff in real life.Wed May 26 04:38:37

I’d like to take our geo-location on Earth and place that on Venus and see what their typical temperature range through one day is.Mon May 24 20:25:11

You know it’s hot when the temperature is the same number as an FM radio stationMon May 24 17:54:06

Wow. How bold of me. Instead of typing today’s date as May 24, 2010; I typed Maldre 24, 2010.Mon May 24 17:23:27

Aww. Thanks! RT @lahp: #ff @spudart because there is no greater source of randomness and joy.Fri May 21 17:29:23

If you leave artwork in a certain area enough times, that place becomes your gallery.Thu May 20 14:55:49

It’s fun to type in 999999999999999999999999. I making lots of monkey, i mean money. It’s also fun to type in beer… http://bit.ly/cOKLX5Thu May 20 04:18:45

Ewoks lived on the forest moon Endor. Is it even possible to have a forest on a moon?Wed May 19 22:19:21

Someone just outbid me on three different Ewok lego minifig auctions. It would be funny to get upset over ewoks.Tue May 18 15:12:27

If they made pennies out of gold, they would be worth $100 (2.5grams of gold in one penny)Fri May 14 16:12:28

I can’t find my box of 100+ bouncy balls.Tue May 11 17:58:39

You guys are all so crazy! Sending a probe to Uranus. There’s simply too much gas surrounding Uranus. http://bit.ly/bmxvXGMon May 10 22:10:59

I have snowballs in my freezer made from the snow of winter 2007 #aboutmeMon May 03 21:13:27