There’s a seriously wrong Mr. T doll up for sale on eBay. In fact, this is the second time this doll was posted, because it didn’t sell the first time around.
It would be fun if you email the seller of this item and ask why Mr. T is wearing a ski outfit with rainbows. I would love to see this person get like 50 emails (but in reality I would be happy with just two). Please paste your message in the comments of this post.
Here’s what I wrote:
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Listen up, sucka! I see you got a Mr. T doll for sale on eBay. Why he wearin dat ski outfit. Fool know that T don’t ski, let along wear no rainbow outfit. He ain’t got no gold chains neitha! As Mr. T once said, “I believe in the Golden Rule ‚Äî The Man with the Gold . . . Rules.” And it cost 50 frosties? Instead, how about I give you two cartons of milk?
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If you need some Mr. T inspiration, here’s an incredible Mr. T quotes page with .wav files.
But didn’t Mr. T wear unusual outfits on the A-Team? I remember he wore overalls a lot. I have a bigger problem with his mowawk. It’s too wide. It looks like that rapper from Kid ‘n Play. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_%27N_Play
Here’s my message that sent to the ebay seller: ============== I suggest you fix Mr. T’s mohawk. It doesn’t look like a mohawk. It looks more like a hi-top fade. The rapper, Kid, from the 80’s group, Kid ‘n Play sported a hi-top fade. Just do a google search for kid n play to see what I’m talking about. Please correct Mr. T’s haircut as soon as possible. ============== to send a message to the ebay seller, you have to click on the “Ask seller a question” link on the right-hand side of the auction page.