 | Patriotic Afro Wig Nothing like looking an All-American Fool | |
 | Patriotic Potato Sacks What is more American than USA and potatoes?! *stands up and sings* God bless America! Land that I love! Stand beside… | |
 | Metal and Rhinestone Patriotic Flag Rings Bling bling. Can you imagine a USA ring on each of your fingers. Hell yeah! You’d be like sucka Mr. T. | |
 | I love USA charm To complement the bling bling of your patriotic flag rings. | |
 | Laser Patriotic Vests Hot. Actually not. Nothing is more dorky than this. Nothing. | |
 | Patriotic Sequin neckties Sexy. Does this tie seem short? Wear this and you’ll get a swirlie. | |
 | Glitter Patroitic Tattoos Tattoos are like hard ass Harley riders. But the glitter says fun lovin techno. Best of both worlds here. | |
 | Terry Cloth Patriotic Wrist Bands Would be excellent on the croquet course. And they are oh soo cool now. The Mauler will devastate! | |
 | Inflate Patriotic Guitar Born in the USA! Rock out like Springsteen! or however you spell his name. | |
 | Patriotic Angel Bear WTF. bears with american flag butterfly wings? | |
 | Mini Foam Patriotic Finger Flyers Fly your own scud rocket into your co-workers! | |
 | Mega Patriotic Assortment When you can’t decide just take it all. Nothing more American than that. |
12 funny American things to buy for July 4th
Happening right now on Spudart: Press a leaf in an envelope with the date and story written on it until 2026-10-31
Oh Memorial Day is May 31. That’s coming up soon too!
I feel kinda of bad you did all this work to post this and only got one comment…I thought it was some very patriotic stuff…
awww, i don’t mind. It all speaks for itself. Everyone is in speechless awe.