I was at home sick all last week with some sort of flu. The doctor didn’t know if it was the seasonal flu or the swine flu. He thought I had the seasonal flu, but H1N1 is so similar to seasonal flu in the symptoms, I could have possibly had H1N1. Who knows?
H1N1 is like the mystery flu! That’s why H1N1 doesn’t want to be simply called swine flu. That’s too simpleton for this mystery flu. It wants a more secret agent sort of name like H1N1.
I had the secret agent flu last week. Only secret agents can get it. I am a secret agent. (by the way, I got my secret agent spy button from Joseph Conrad.)

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