How to eat six crackers in under one minute


Can you eat six crackers in sixty seconds?

The way to do it is to not stop when you reach one minute. Finish eating all six crackers and check your time. Then next attempt, try to get shave off five seconds. Continue to train, and you WILL beat the one minute. I am currently under saltine cracker training.

Thanks to Mark Bazer for bringing over six crackers and challenging me.

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laura k.
laura k.
19 years ago

don’t you remember we did this in college, one day in the cafeteria? maybe you weren’t there. a bunch of people tried it. it’s a lot harder than it sounds. your mouth gets quite tacky.

Bryan
Bryan
18 years ago

I DID IT!!!!..just three trys and i did it…but yea its harder than it sounds

laura k.
laura k.
18 years ago

i don’t remember much about who i ate with in the cafeteria. but yes, it was rarely with you. you were always with your Dodds buddies. i believe i ate with different people each semester. i even switched sides a couple of times. if anyone reading this goes/went to wesleyan, you KNOW what a big deal this is. yes, i admit it – i was a side-switcher.

Ricky
Ricky
16 years ago

ummm.. this is SUPER easy.. I can do 12 in 50 seconds. SIX AT A TIME

davcock
davcock
16 years ago

heyheyhey wtf hahahahah im so crunk<333 i did this last night with three of my friends while we were in the hot tub!

emily
16 years ago

I am currently training to eat four saltines in 60 seconds.

Tom Saaristo
16 years ago

I tried this the other day and came to realise that there is more saliva in the front of your mouth than in the back [at least in my mouth”>. So the tactic I employed included eating the crackers towards the front of my mouth to make the results more moist so that swallowing would be easier. I’ll let you know how I progress

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