I have a weird diet: Pineapple wine and Jalapeno-stuffed olives

Pineapple wine and Jalapeno-stuffed olives

My tummy hurts today. What could it be? Here’s what I had today:

* Boing! Tamarind juice (I don’t even know what a tamarind is)

* Jalapeno-stuffed olives

* Almond-stuffed olives

* Nutrition digestive health mix

* Coca-Cola from a glass bottle

* Silk chocolate soy milk

* Pineapple wine

* Cholesterol tea

* Chai tea

* Some weird european cookies

* Halva with pistachios (mediterranean sesame fudge–which isn’t fudge at all, it’s more like gritty dough mushed into a brick)

* Zone double chocolate energy bar

* Honey Bunches of Oats cereal

I have a weird diet. I ate all these things today. Which of these is making my tummy mad?

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Andy Wells
Andy Wells
12 years ago

Pineapple wine sounds like the culprit to me. How does that stuff taste?

unlikelymoose
12 years ago

Your culprit is any of these: * Boing! Tamarind juice (I don’t even know what a tamarind is) * Jalapeno-stuffed olives * Almond-stuffed olives * Nutrition digestive health mix * Coca-Cola from a glass bottle * Silk chocolate soy milk * Pineapple wine * Cholesterol tea * Chai tea * Some weird european cookies * Halva with pistachios (mediterranean sesame fudge–which isn’t fudge at all, it’s more like gritty dough mushed into a brick) * Zone double chocolate energy bar Note the only item I removed from the list is Honey Bunches of Oats cereal. Everything else is weird and Coke isn’t good for anyone.

Erin Ellis
12 years ago

hahaha. i vote the white castle that you didn’t list originally. but don’t feel bad, i eat as randomly as you. today all i’ve had so far is superfood green juice and gummi bears . its still early.

Erin Ellis
12 years ago

oh and those zone bars are good!

Tom Saaristo
12 years ago

I just saw a question on Yahoo Answers about mixing white wine and pineapple juice!

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