I was going on a Walgreens break with a fellow SpongeBob fanatic, and he told me, “Matt look it’sSpongeBob!” At first I thought he meant like aSpongeBob t-shirt. But across Michigan Avenue by the Walgreens was a LIFE-SIZED SIX-FOOT TALL SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
I ran across the median dodging the Michigan Ave traffic and caught up with him.
He was walking with some corporate people. He wasn’t handing anything out. He was actually going some place. And they had bagels. BAGELS, _____!
WHERE WERE THE CRABBY PATTIES? Maybe it was the evil twin ofSpongeBob.
OR! I KNOW! THEY WERE DISGUISING THE CRABBY PATTIES IN A BAGEL BOX! SO THAT WAY PLANKTON COULD NOT STEAL THEM! OH YES. THAT WAS SO SMART OF THEM
I touchedSpongeBob and he truly felt like a sponge. Surely this was no imposter.SpongeBob was on ground walking in Chicago to some corporate event. Now the only thing I have yet to figure out is why he wasn’t talking at all… hmmm…