Kleenex makes two types of tissue box designs:
1) The predominant designs found on tissue boxes are of the feminine aesthetic. Flowery, flowy pieces of CRAP. Narrrr! I am man! I want manly tissue box covers.
2) The other type: sports designs. Bears tissue box covers. Uf. That’s nice and all, but c’mon. So cliche.
Etsy.com to the rescue! or not. Etsy currently offers three ok designs:
The skull box. By far the most masculine. But skulls? c’mon. LAME!
The spongebob tissue box. It’s not manly, but Spongebob just rules.
And the cow tissue box. This one is utterly… well, just ok.
Anyone have any suggestions for what would make a super cool tissue box that one can easily make? I’d like one made out of steel and rusty wire. But I don’t have those materials just lying around. Maybe shutterstock.com will have some interesting patterns I can just print and put onto a cardboard box.