The other day I learned not to bounce my bouncy ball on the escalator. I knew it was a bad idea, but figured that one bounce wouldn’t hurt.
So halfway up the ride, I gave it one bounce and it deflected weird off the grooved surface, hit the side glass wall, and bounced down to the step below. As I gave chase, it proceeded to skip down the steps and I started running down the stairs on the up escalator, but eventually gave up as it quickly picked up speed and hit someone in the back on the downwards escalator and I turned around and pretended it wasn’t me as I giggled.


I can’t believe this post has no comments! Next time, take a slinky!