In the Transformers movie, Optimus Prime says that he used earth’s “eBay” to find the glasses imprinted with the Allspark’s coordinates.
So I’m thinkin, there’s gotta be a user on eBay with the name Optimusprime. Sure enough there is: http://myworld.ebay.com/optimusprime. Being all geeked up, I took the courage to send a message to Optimus Prime:
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dude, how did you ever find Sam Witwicky’s glasses on eBay? As the leader of the Autobots, do you ever surf over to other parts on eBay in search of items to help you defeat the villainous Megatron?
thank you,
matt maldre
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I ask that everyone out there send a message to Optimus Prime via eBay. Please copy and paste your message into the comments below. Thank you.
Here’s my message: “Optimus Prime, you are the best. I am a big fan of yours. I like how you defeated Bonecrusher by stabbing his head with your plasma sword. You are incredible. Is there any way you can send me the Transformers Voyagers Classic figure of yourself? I’m sure you have a ton of them.”