Dropping truck driving terms in an office conversation is like an air-horn of fresh thinking.
(From the April 2004 issue of Men’s Health)
- Bad Load: Cargo that doesn’t pay much. “The Tate project is such a bad load, I can’t even con the new guy into taking it. “
- Bill Big Rig: Idiotic driver. “She was going to give me her number, until that Bill Big Rig cut in.”
- Checking Ground Pressure: Weighing trucks and not checking for other violations. “Don’t worry, the boss is just checking ground pressure today.”
- Dead Keying: Stepping on someone’s radio transmission. “Every time I tried to make a point at the meeting, Sarah was dead keying me.”
- Gouge on it: Speed up. “Gouge on it, they need that report by 10.”
- Seat Cover: Attractive woman. “Mr. Wiggins go himself a hot new seat cover for an assistant.”
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I’m going to be a good boy and keep my response PG-13. Most of those terms are clearly code for something else.
ouch, this reminds me of the people i work with.
honk a donk linger longer
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