I was about to leave Bloomington, Illinois, but I lost my keys. Luckily I had the $190 Loc8tor to find them.
I drive home 130 miles to Chicago and use just one gallon of gas in my fancy “Witty Wheels” prototype achieving a top speed of 80 miles per hour. On my way, I see a robot riding a bicycle all my himself!
It’s raining when I arrive home, but I have my $95 drip patrol umbrella that sheds water. I get inside my apartment and toss an apple into the $200 food sanitizer. My $250 doting dinosaur pet robot walks up to me and I pet his head. The talking head appears on my $19,995 talking mirror and says in a snooty English accent, “by jove, your cat misses you.” Sure enough the $3,950 hypoallergenic cat purrs in the corner. I go to get a cup of water, but the faucet isn’t working. So I head out to the garage where I have my $300,000 Rainmaker that is able to pull water out of thin air. I gulp that down and plop into my $1.5 milion dollar floating bed.
Very clever
why the hell were you in bloomington?!
A) I went to school at Illinois Wesleyan University in Bloomington, IL. B) For this story I needed to have a city that was 131 miles away from Chicago, because the Witty Wheels gets 131 miles per gallon. Bloomington just happened to be 130 miles from Chicago.
you can get to Bloomington on one gallon of gasoline. My mind is boggled.
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