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Willis Tower: The new Slip-n-Slide Central

I’d really like a four-mile long Slip-n-Slide to work. However Chicago has no hills to create Slip-n-Slides, so let’s leverage the height of the great Chicago skyscrapers. All Slip-n-Slides can start from the Sears Tower (oops I mean, Willis Tower). The Slip-n-Slides will fan out to all different sections of the city. The farthest distances would start from the very top floor of the tower. And shorter distances would start from floors beneath. That would make Willis Tower the central hub of Slip-n-Slide mass transit in Chicago.

I am excited that this Monday has uttered such sheer brilliance.

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Sparx
17 years ago

I sure hope your idea incorporates some guard rails of some sort… otherwise… terrified. But then is it really a slip-n-slide?

unlikelymoose
17 years ago

I was at a waterpark this last weekend and I gotta tell ya those tunnels where you slide head first atop a foam mat are really quite incredible. I look forward to the construction of this Willis Tower waterslide. Please keep me posted.