2026 earlier today

2025 1 year ago

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2024 2 years ago

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2015 11 years ago

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  • Thinking about Paris and ewoks

    Here’s a few fun tweets about Paris and ewoks. It's fun saying the phrase "Paris Ewok" — Spudart Matt Maldre (@spudart) August 27, 2015 I want…

2014 12 years ago

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2012 14 years ago

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2010 16 years ago

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2009 17 years ago

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2008 18 years ago

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  • German’s version of “hooray”

    What you know “hooray” is in german? It’s HURRA! HURRA! HURRA! Although I still like the standard “hooray”, cuz it sounds more silly. HURRA is more…

2007 19 years ago

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  • 30 seconds in an elevator

    You have 30 seconds to yourself in an elevator. What can you do in 30 seconds? Here’s an example: Stand upside-down, and then stand back normal…

2005 21 years ago

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2003 23 years ago

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  • Blame it on Mars day

    Anything going bad today, just blame it on Mars.

  • Advil is not Edvil

    Good thing they didn’t name Advil as “Edvil” cuz the letters rearranged would spell out “devil”. With “Advil” instead you get the word “valid”. Wow, what…

  • back pains caused by sneezing

    I sneezed too hard this morning, and hurt my back. Not the vertebrae, but the area just underneath my left shoulder blade. Weird.

  • Mars is cute

    Mars has a cute little white hat.

2002 24 years ago

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  • bird poop tuesdays

    Today, I was innocently standing at the train station when a stealth pigeon pooped all over my shoulder and arm. Last tuesday, I got bird poop…

2001 25 years ago

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