Eric Zorn compiled a list of all the crazy headlines for yesterday’s Cubs win with pitcher Kerry Wood. I added some more to create this combined list:
“It’s All Wood” (Chicago Tribune)
“Too much Wood” (Chicago Tribune)
“Braves go to Woodshed” (Chicago Tribune)
“Knock on Wood” (foxsports.com)
“Cubs Kerry away a victory,” (Chicago Sun-Times)
“Taking Braves to Woodshed,” (Chicago Tribune)
“Kerry on indeed,” (Southtown)
“Kerry’s on and Cubs are well off,” (Peoria Journal-Star)
“No Knock on Wood,” (D-H)
“Wood chops down Braves” (Toronto Star)
“Braves Can’t Knock Wood,” (USA Today)
“Cubs get good Wood,” (Arizona Republic)
“Locked-in Wood cracks Braves armor,” (Chicago Tribune)
“Wood `n’ Plenty,” (Chicago Sun-Times)
Here’s one: “Wood is Good” or “Wood ain’t No Little Red Riding Hood”
here’s the best one: “Wood Could. Wood Should. Wood kicked the Braves a55 in”
“Woodn’t you know it?”
Got Wood?
Or… “Wood Catches Fire!”
Wooda – Coulda – Shoulda