Yours truly, the Mighty Mauler unified ALL FOUR championship belts of the Chicago Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk. Check out this press photo.
Croquet Champion X4
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can you say WHITE TRASH? how ironic he is standing next to a TRASH can and a WHITE garage.
interesting. it doesn’t say that you immediately lost two belts in the next two matches. interesting. -the Hammer, Bloodbelt Champion
The planets can only be aligned for so long. But I still have BOTH the offensive AND defensive coconut crush belts. Next time the world sees those belts, they will have a totally new look. Get ready!
I love the new look, dude! Oh … and CONGRATULATIONS!
oh man, you are one sexy guy. hold me back!
The Mighty Mauler has just challenged some blokes claiming to be the best croquet team at this site: http://m.3bean.net/archives/000422.html
Mauler… bring it you wanker.
what the mauler isn’t mentioning is that he currently owns ZERO CCSG title belts. That’s right boys and girls. ZERO! I just so happen to be holding THREE belts currently. 1. Cocnut Crush Defensive Title 2. Universal Championship Belt 3. Blood Match Title Belt (by the way, mauler, I found the blood match belt in my garage. I was cleaning out the garage this weekend.)