amehzing
Definition:
Combination of “meh” and “amazing.” The situation where one person finds something amazing and the other person finds it meh. In order to come to a conclusion about the situation, both parties can agree to call it amehzing.
Usage:
Person 1: Dude, Star Wars is so amazing!
Person 2: meh
Person 3: I think you mean “meh” as in “amehzing”
Satisfied.

So that $3 autographed Bobby Jones (or whatever no-name player it was) replica baseball card you showed me a couple days ago would certainly qualify as amehzing. You thought it was amazing. I thought it was meh.
Bobby Jones? It’s Roy Smalley! And it’s autographed! Here’s a link to the eBay auction. And when the auction is eventually taken down, here’s a screenshot.
Clever
it’s all about compromise.
one day and three hours left on that roy smalley card. let me contain my excitement.
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: I won the Roy Smalley card auction! Hi-res scan coming soon. I also want to dust the card to see if it has his fingerprints, although I won’t be doing that. Cuz i don’t know what Roy Smalley’s fingerprints look like to begin with.