Year: 2002

Every day I check out the astronomy picture of the day. Today’s picture was a 3D (red/blue) picture of Mars. I was even able to look at it, cuz i got 3D glasses at my desk. I think every computer…

Today, I was innocently standing at the train station when a stealth pigeon pooped all over my shoulder and arm. Last tuesday, I got bird poop on my back at McDonalds. It seems that Tuesdays are now my bird poop…

Cars really need to respect buses more. Buses carry many many more people than a car. So please don’t honk at a bus that cuts you off. Because you are honking at about 50 people that are saving the environment…

I wonder what it is like to live in one of these dome things. This one looks really nice. This one looks like crap. You end up with lots of triangle windows and hexagon windows. And you’re kitchen is just…

Doing the doe-see-doewith my X-acto!

I often ignore the impulse while standing inside an elevator to push a secret combination of buttons to see if it will take me to an unknown lair in the building.

I noticed today that I never have seen a gas station inside a building. I wonder if there is some sort of law that states that you cannot place a gas station inside a building. I was walking through a…

I was just looking at these letter combinations used to create accents on letters… √§ √´ √Ø √∂ √º, option-u is appropriate, because the letter “u” has two prongy thingys that look like two dots. √¢ √™ √Æ √¥ √ª,…

On the tape is this handwritten message: This seal authenticates this (object) as a work of art. Once this (object) (action present), this seal will rip and its authentication is terminated. The act of this (object)’s functionality denies its existence…

It’s fun, yet it also functions on a metaphorical level in its enlargement of confectionary goods to an iconic form. The loose rendering shows marks of the process contrasting the clean perfect processes that candy undergoes. This oil pastel drawing…

It’s fun, yet it also functions on a metaphorical level in its enlargement of confectionary goods to an iconic form. The loose rendering shows marks of the process contrasting the clean perfect processes that candy undergoes. This oil pastel drawing…

It’s fun, yet it also functions on a metaphorical level in its enlargement of confectionary goods to an iconic form. The loose rendering shows marks of the process contrasting the clean perfect processes that candy undergoes. This oil pastel drawing…

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“The great trouble with baseball today is that most players are in the game for the money that’s in it – not for the love of it, the excitement, and the thrill of it.”√ù√ù√ù√ù -Ty Cobb, 1960

9 x 12″ oil pastel on paperSale for this artwork is negotiable

9 x 12″ oil pastel on paperSale for this artwork is negotiable

9 x 12″ oil pastel on paperSale for this artwork is negotiable

A photographer took this pic by wrapping his camera in bubble wrap and shooting it from a remote location. I say they should just bubble wrap the bulls. News story.

what would you do with another hole in your head? I’m thinking I would like to use it as a pencil holder. Actually, it would be nice to have a port in my head so that I could hook up…

I would like to post little signs up in various areas explaining the history behind that site. i.e. In relation to yesterday’s post about advertisting areas on the buses being empty, a sign could be posted with a brief factoid…

the Chicago cta buses and trains interior advertising areas have a lot of empty spaces lately. Looks like an ample opportunity for some artists to post their work

The city of Chicago does not allow the sale of spray paint (anti-graffitti measures). So whenever i go to the burbs to buy spray paint, i feel like i’m going to the black market to purchase it.

I’ve been thinking about the development of the two groundhogs in my comic strip Groundhog Croquet. The current book i’m reading from the harold washington library, 20 Master Plots mentioned two types of plots: action plots and plots of the…

Estonians are the best wife-carryiers

do fireworks look the same from all directions? When they explode, do they explode in a 3-d ball or in a flat round circle?

I made a page devoted to the grand BBQ turkey leg. Check it out at: www.spudart.org/turkeyleg

I’ve been to the Taste of Chicago every year since 1985. One of my favorites in the past five years has been the huge barbeque turkey leg. A few tips on the devouring the turkey leg. 1) Be the caveman.2)…

The remote control gallery is up.

Ice Breakers Gum has to be the worst gum on the planet. It looses it’s flavor almost immediately. The “TFC” Tiny Flavor Capsules are little hard chunks that make you wonder if a piece of your teeth is in your…

The snakehead fish has hit the United States.* Survives icy winters and oxygen-deprived waters* Grows to three feet* Can crawl out of water, wiggle across land for four days* Capable of clearing out a pond of all living creatures and…

I was going to photograph a closeup of the gap between two doors on a storefront, but the security guard quickly came over to warn me. I was understandably posing a security threat, because I might be using photos for…