The Anaheim Angels have the rally monkey / thundersticks.
Atlanta Braves have the stupid chop
The Minnesota Twins have the homer hanky.
The Chicago Cubs should have…
You can swing them in the air like stick. But then you could also fling them through the air, like toilet paper. And the motto could be: “We clean up”.
One might say that it would make too much of a mess to clean up afterwords. But contar! It would help the cleanup process after the game, becuase they could use the papertowels on the ground to clean up the groud. They would have big balls of paper towels and they could just roll them around and clean up the stands.
The fans could use the paper towels not only to cheer with, but clean up the mustard they spill on themselves. And when it gets cold, the fans could wrap themselves in paper towels.
And Cubs fans can use them to wipe away the tears as their team is again eliminated from contention by Tax Day!