I want to run for office in Chicago


My campaign would include:
* Bringing a white castle downtown
* Building more croquet courts
* Instituting 2-hour lunches, and 2-month vacation minimums
* Making Macintosh the official computer platform
* Eliminating the stupid wrigley bleacher expansion plans
* Metra Station at Addison
* Little Debbies on every corner
* Instituting public soapbox debates in public squares
* Making the museums free everyday
* Establishing Chicago as the official annual Atari competition center
* Bringing back pepsi clear

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Tom Saaristo
20 years ago

You’ve got my vote!!

laura k.
laura k.
20 years ago

i like the atari and museum stands you’ve made. oh yeah, and definitely the 2-hour lunches (PAID!).

laura k.
laura k.
20 years ago

i think you should add: bring a Papa John’s to the North Side!

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