Days of the week as verbs.
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: I’m frying. You?
Person 1: Yeah, it is very hot in this elevator. Tomorrow I’ll be satting.
Person 2: Sweet, I love to relax and sat. On Sunday I’ll be sunning.
Person 1: You know what’s nice after a good sun? This Monday, I’m gonna be monning.
Person 2: Monning? Wow. That’s a little TMI. Last Tuesday I did some tuesing.
Person 1: Tuessing. That’s funny. This wednesday, i’m declaring my official love for coffee and wedding myself to a cup.
Person 2: Wow. I’m really thursy for a cup of coffee.
So clever I can see myself wedding my coffee mug, a la Pee Wee “I love my coffee mug!” Pee Wee: “What don’t you marry it!?” “I think I will!” Minister: “I now pronounce you man and mug” Photog: “Say cheese!”
you can only wed your mug on wednesday. on thursday, you thurs from your mug. on friday, you fry for you mug. on saturday you sat with your mug. On sunday you sunned with your mug. On Monday you monned your mug. On Tuesday you looking around and tuessed where your mug is.
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