50cent recently tweeted this nonsense:
Tweetin with my gunnar glasses on trick! u aint got these suckas. get ur money right ima get like 50 new hoes wit http://twitpic.com/2jrqrf
50cent
50cent
His tweet doesn’t really make much sense. Let’s break it down:
— Tweetin with my gunnar glasses on trick!
He’s got Gunnar sunglasses on. He’s tweeting. He puts in “trick” cuz he’s especially excited. Or I’m assuming that’s what “trick” means.
–u aint got these suckas.
He’s bragging that nobody else has these sunglasses. Oh, aren’t you special. You get to have sunglasses that other people don’t have. Oh, i’m so jealous.
— get ur money right
He’s telling us to get our money right. So I’m supposed to get my money in order. He’s telling us if you only had a better money software managing system, then you would have enough money to afford Gunnar sunglasses. Get ur mint.com ons to git yr Gunnars and yo hoes.
— ima get like 50 new hoes wit these
Apparently women will date a man because he has cool sunglasses. Hmmm. And not only will women go after a man just because of his sunglasses, but he will get 50, that’s right, FIFTY women. But if there are fifty women in one room, they won’t all be able to see his sunglasses. There will be too many women. Will he sit them all on a bus, and then he’ll walk up and down the aisle with his Gunnars?
“trick” is equivalent to ho,prostitute, etc etc
Thanks Astro! So if 50cent has his Gunnar sunglasses on his ho, then what does his tweet mean? Is he telling people to save up money, so they could buy enough Gunnars for 50 hoes?
oh matty he’s saying like “I got my Gunnar sunglasses on PUNK”