oh yeah. red zinger tea is so tastytown. It tastes like the sidewalk smeared with red berries. Really! it does! and it DOES taste good. mmmmm.
Ingredients: Hibiscus, sidewalk, rosehips, lemon grass, licorice root, natural flavors, and citric acid
red zinger tea tastes like concrete
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this whole blog should be flavored red zinger! ooocha!
if nothing else, i like the packaging. you like concrete-flavored food products?
Nothing like a little citric acid to bring out the flavor of concrete. I’m sure your experience with licking the sidewalk was paramount in your declaration that Red Zinger tea tastes like concrete ;^)
is concrete spicy? or only red concrete?
How would you know what concrete tastes like? Have you eaten it before?
yes, tell us!
haven’t we all had some concrete in our lives? While no, i have not licked the sidewalk yet. BUT i have done something even better. Walking by a construction crew while they are sawing into the sidewalk kicks up all that sidewalk dust. Yeah, you can taste that really good.
does it taste better than “everything” pizza? 😉
wow- I just discovered from friend that Hybiscus actually helps with hypertension– and he drinks tea with Hybiscus— so I tried it- and there is a calming effect- good for work tension- life stress. even if it did taste like concrete- good to have a normal grocery store cure for STRESS that costs a few bucks. I like it. thks CS’s! HR