Here’s an example:
Hi there Bob,
I hope all is well. When do you think I could get my yellow matter transmuter back?
It’s kinda funny when people put hypens before their name when signing an email. Why is that? So your name is differentiated from the rest of email? Is it avoiding the use of a salutation?
The hyphen also functions as a minus sign. So it’s like saying “matt out” or “subtract one of me.” How weird. Maybe it would be more nice to sign emails with a plus sign “+matt” or even a MULTIPLY sign “*matt” No, that’s more an asterick–especially how the asterick is at the bottom of the email. How about a divide sign? “/matt” that looks very programmie.