Tuesday, June 8, 2004 spells the end of the planet Venus as it will smash into the sun. Many scientists believe that Venus will survive its plummet into the sun.
Chicago scientist Matt Maldre was quoted in the Times, “It will go in one end and come out the other. Much like a White Castle hamburger goes in your mouth and out the other end.”
Because the sun is made of lots of gases, you’ll be able to see Venus while it transits through the sun. It will appear as a black dot while inside the sun. When it comes out, Venus will have pieces of corn and M&M’s lodged inside of it.
This is pure rectal genius.
You could say that i’m a “wise ass.”
you give astronomy a bad name!
I put the “ass” in “asstronomy.”