February 22

Definition: The type of poop that doesn’t flush down the toilet on the first try. Example: I don’t understand how people don’t watch to see if…

The following is a letter I sent to the Balance Bar Company: Greetings dear people of Balance, I am a fine consumer of your delightful Balance…

What are your interests? Would you like to be notified of events in your city that matches your interests? Eventful.com has a TON of events. And…

Imagine if nickels were made mostly from copper. Oh wait. They already are! According to CNN, nickels are made mostly of copper, and that pennies are…

Weasel coffee has been eaten and regurgitated by rare Vietnamese weasels! Honestly! A stronger, smoother, heady flavoured coffee that will appeal to serious connoisseurs of the…

One exclamation point said to the other, “HELLO!” Exclamation parties are always loud. The periods always call the cops on them and say, “we want the…

The morning was crazy as Lisa was running around trying to get stuff done for Rimas’s ads. She left in the morning to do errands: Feed…

I recently recieved an email about Ameritech is going to sell your account information and that you have to call Ameritech to let them know not…

Which way is up. Which way is down. Growth, digitalization.View the plant webpage.

An interactive ASCII art animation. Developed during an instant message with LauraView the Shark Attack website. Sale for this artwork is negotiable