Anything going bad today, just blame it on Mars.
Blame it on Mars day
Happening right now on Spudart: Press a leaf in an envelope with the date and story written on it until 2026-10-31
Anything going bad today, just blame it on Mars.
Happening right now on Spudart: Press a leaf in an envelope with the date and story written on it until 2026-10-31
Yeah, today has been a weird bad day. 1) I sneezed too hard and my back hurts. 2) I lost my credit cards and drivers license (but found them later) 3) Tired 4) Couldn’t find my high school reunion form that I filled out. It’s all Mars’s fault.
And to think everyone on Mars is blaming their problems on Earth.
i think that mars’ gravitational pull is making me tired today. so i made a cafe latte and now i’m feeling better. yay! i have overcome mars.
that’s what the astronauts drink too… the cafe latte luna.
and hey look! the beanie is now on the bottom of mars!
Why do you think they named the candy bar after Mars…aka The Mars Bar. Are they implying that there is nougaty goodness on Mars? So then we could also blame cavities on Mars.
Sometimes Mars likes to sit on top of its beanie.
According to Everything2.com: Mars bar is Candy bar with ingredients that vary slightly depending on where you are geographically. The American variant is comprised of soft caramel, almonds and aerated nougat covered in chocolate. The European variant does not have almonds, thus making it identical to the American Milky Way, but different from the European Milky Way in that it has caramel.
it’s not mars’s fault. mars is a planet, not the actual god of war. try eating a mars bar to double-negative the effects you think you feel. candy bars are always a good solution.
oh yeah, just read the comment on the Euro Mars bar. those things are the BOMB. i ate them like mad in Dublin and London. subquestion: why make Mars bars different here and there? it’s all the same planet, geez louise. now MARS, that’s a WHOLE different planet. i would expect them to have Earth bars on Mars.