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Motorized Couch: what could it do?

Someone has an ad on craigstlist about a potential MOTORIZED COUCH. What could this motorized couch do? Here’s an email I wrote to this person:

Motorized couch. Will it transform into a robot and shoot lasers out of its eyes?

Or will it pop out some wheels transport you to places unknown?

Or will it collapse itself into a tiny ball, able to be transported anywhere to bring the joys of couchness to anyplace, anywhere, at anytime?

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Anonymous
Anonymous
20 years ago

This page is hysterical, u guys have major talent

cameron
cameron
20 years ago

You should check out the video of a guy from New Zealand who created a motorized couch. http://tvnz.co.nz/view/news_technology_story_skin/771964

Rachel
Rachel
19 years ago

I have a motorized couch, it’s quite useful. I lay around outside on the deck with it, just tanning and then if I’m all of a sudden intrigued and wish to go somewhere, I just flip a switch and off I go. I made it myself too, I mean it’s no joke. This couch is a dream come true. No lie.

Anonymous
Anonymous
17 years ago

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tiffany
17 years ago

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