geese or pigeons

Goose poop is bigger.
Pigeon poop is nastier.
Geese are mean jerks.
Pigeons are brainless idiots.
Geese flock in burbs.
Pigeons flock in cities.
Geese are least kinda pretty.
Pigeons are rats with wings.
It’s fun to watch geese, because they make silly sounds.
It’s fun to watch pigeons, because they are stupid.

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