How to become a ninja using amazon.com

The nine essential items every ninja needs from amazon.com:

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A must have for any ninja, or ninja in training! And very comfortable. I have a pair of tabi socks already, but I like them so much that a second pair would please my ninja toes.

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The pockets on this belt have velcro, self-defeating the stealthness you need as a ninja, but just imagine storing paper clips and pencils then wearing this to work. Then in a meeting you go all ninja on everyone throwing paper-clip-ninja -stars!

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This is an essential piece of equipment for croquet. I don’t know how I have managed to play croquet without a ninja hand claw.

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C’mon won’t this be cool to have just hanging around your home? Plus, it serves an actual purpose–in emergency to jump out your window in case of fire. Rated to over 800 pounds and comes with 33 ft. of tough braided nylon rope

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Every ninja needs clothes. Otherwise ninjas would be running around naked. Get some clothes, you naked ninjas! Read the long review on this item, it is HILARIOUS.

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With these boots, Bob from finance will never bother you again. Eat ninja boot, finance scumbags!

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A ninja book that was originally written in Japanese and translated to English. This is the real thing, folks. Learn way of ninja. Become ninja. Master fantasy baseball.

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I own this book and let me tell you, it’s the most hilarious book on ninjas EVER. If you like ninjas, you are an idiot if you do not own this book. If you are a ninja and you don’t own this book, then you are one idiot ninja.

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The highest featured ninja DVD on amazon. You can’t go wrong with this 1983 classic. *cue 80s music*

(Disclaimer: The Amazon links in this blog post are affiliate links, so I can make a few extra coins to help pay for a fraction of the cost to host this website. #CommissionsEarned)

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Anonymous
15 years ago

I do not know if the blade is included in the costume, although I can see in the picture that it is there. If this helps me to become a neighborhood ninja, then it’s all ok. I would have preferred to become a powerful Jedi to leave all the ninja naked and them to send them to Amazon.

ToolKit
15 years ago

I would ignore all those items but I have to say : The book titles sound kind of interesting…Why do you say they’re hilarious? And most important: What does this has to do with baseball :)) ?

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