“Monday monday, can’t trust that day” goes the song lyrics. But I trust Mondays more than Tuesdays. Tuesdays try to sneak in all sneaky-like. Mondays are pretty up-front with being a Monday. When Monday comes, Monday says, “YO, IT’S MONDAY GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OUTTA BED.” But Tuesday is a little more sly. Tuesday doesn’t even talk.