Someone has an ad on craigstlist about a potential MOTORIZED COUCH. What could this motorized couch do? Here’s an email I wrote to this person:
Motorized couch. Will it transform into a robot and shoot lasers out of its eyes?
Or will it pop out some wheels transport you to places unknown?
Or will it collapse itself into a tiny ball, able to be transported anywhere to bring the joys of couchness to anyplace, anywhere, at anytime?