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Oh bull of red, how can I chug thee?

Some simple observations about Red Bull…

The tiny hole in the can makes it harder to chug. What’s up wid dat? Here is a comparison of a Coca-Cola can by a Red Bull can side-by-side.

Comparison of a Coca-cola can by a Red Bull can side by side

Hey now, let’s be fair—the Coke can is elevated up a bit further, so perspective doesn’t wig out the comparison. (Red Bull’s can is taller, Coke is shorter and fatter)

I’ve never had Red Bull by itself before. It really does turn your brain on. Or maybe it’s the weird combination that I just did. Had one at 2:30am. Went to bed at 4:00am. Woke up at 5:00am. Had another. Now it’s 6:00am and when I lay in bed, all these ideas flash through my head.

Like jolly donuts with smiles of glee
prancing and dancing so joyfully

So what? Well, now for the next few days (and hopefully beyond that too) spudart.org will have two to three new posts a day. (Yeah, I can post in the future so they can automatically appear). Weee-haaa! RED BULL! RED BULL! GET ON THE RED BULL TRAIN. Wooo! Wooo!

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Eliana Briones
22 years ago

It’s hard to say if it’s the red bull…or if your just delirious from sleep deprivation?…. craziness.

laura k.
laura k.
22 years ago

if you never had red bull on its own before, what did you have it with? in some sort of alcoholic drink? i heard they can do that these days.

laura k.
laura k.
22 years ago

what’s the comparison of caffeine amounts in the two formulas? i suspect red bull is higher.

Tom Saaristo
22 years ago

When Red Bull first came out I made what I called a Red Russian, which was Red Bull and Vodka. Now that drink is everywhere and I have received zero credit. Meh, I’m sure I’m not the only guy who did it