If I ever threw my office computer out the window, I would attach a parachute to it, so it wouldn’t get damaged.
11:53 AM Jan 25th tweeted by @mattmaldre (my twitter account for design, marketing, web and tech things)
I like how the word YAY looks like two people with their arms up in the air.
6:12 PM Jan 27th tweeted by @spudart (my twitter account for art, life, and fun ideas)
A black hole is a big mysterious thing. It’s kind of like a hole and it’s black and … wait … I wonder if that’s how it got its name?
6:54 PM Jan 8th tweeted by @brewsterrockit (the twitter account for Guardian of Earth. Defeater of space squids. )

Here are the other top tweets from January that are really good. ————————- @spudart I invented a new interjection. I’m so excited FIVEHUNDREDEXCLAMATIONPOINTS 11:48 AM Jan 26th “It’s so oko outside” In Jawaese “oko” means cold. 11:10 AM Jan 19th A statement that makes me very sad is when someone says, “You have too much time on your hands” when someone else does something creative. 7:59 AM Jan 19th The staple remover is one of the deadliest-looking supplies in the office. 10:12 AM Jan 18th When buying a poster of a painting from the Art Institute, i’d like the poster to be the exact same size of the the painting. 9:51 PM Jan 9th watching origami videos on youtube, while listening to Chopin makes the origami very dramatic. 8:35 PM Jan 9th I’m curious what is the most prevalent personality type on twitter. I’m #INTJ 11:29 AM Jan 6th RT @manamica: God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest. -Swedish Proverb 9:31 AM Jan 19th ————————- @mattmaldre Looking at circus posters on Google Images is a lot of fun! 5:59 PM Jan 13th ————————- @brewsterrockit Life is like a vending machine. You pay your money, but the happiness you want gets stuck and doesn’t drop and you settle for pork rinds. 12:02 PM Jan 4th
Oh wow. I really jacked up this blog post by changing the font size. Oh well. I’m not gonna change it. This will be reminder to myself on how to NOT typeset my top tweet blog posts in the future.
matt, do you remember our drawing I assignment at IWU where had to do cubist drawings of a tool? A student not to be named (not you or I) choose a staple remover and he was criticized for selecting a tool that was too obvious in its natural aggressive appearance.
wait. we had to do a cubist drawing of a tool, and was told that a staple remover is too aggressive? Was aggressive part of the assignment?