from IM conversation with Windex ber Master Tom.
i’m pretty sure you’d just end up with a head of dry, sticky hair. you’d also run the risk of having birds fly into your head, not being able to see it.
Sticky? I’m not so sure. Windex is great at cleaning up sticky stuff. If birds are going to slam into my head, I guess I won’t try it. I don’t want those diseased things anywhere near me, let along slamming into my sparkling clean head.
you are anti-bird. and yet you eat chicken.
birds are tasty
When I eat birds, it enables me to fly.
When I eat birds, it enables me to take a poop.
i don’t eat birds. and yet…
What if you dunked your head in a bucket of windex for your birthday? Happy Birthday, Matt!
what if you dunk the birds in Windex?