Monkey bars belong everywhere. In hallways. Along the aisles of CTA cars. In meeting rooms. Architects of the world, pay attention. Monkey bars belong everywhere! Start incorporating monkey bars into all your designs. Who doesn’t appreciate a good monkey bar?

what exactly is a monkey bar?
That’s funny. Doesn’t the Metra already have monkey bars on their trains? I think so, but then again, it’s been so long since I’ve been on one of those trains. I was never any good at monkey bars until I got to high school, then you couldn’t get me off them.
Yes.