The Christmas lights machine gun


I’ve always wanted a gun that shoots out strings of Christmas lights.

I would hold the Christmaslightstring Machine Gun in the G.I.Joe Roadblock style and yell out in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, “MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!” +chugga chugga chugga+ (that’s the sound of the machine gun shooting out christmas string lights)

Ever since high school, I seriously dream about this every Christmas.

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