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The standard comeback when called a dork isn’t on Google: Dynamite Out of sight Radical Kid

A schoolyard classic. Someone calls you a dork. Standard schoolyard protocol is to respond with, “yeah, i know i’m a D.O.R.K.: Dynamite Out of sight Radical Kid!” Now how is it that the internet does not have this phrase anywhere in existence? (Zero results on google). Is the internet not a schoolyard of fun? The internet certainly is the schoolyard of fun. Therefore, this phrase; “Dynamite, Out of Sight, Radical Kid” needs to exist online.

It even has a nice rhythm to it. DynaMITE outtaSIGHT radical kid.

cha cha CHA

uh uh AH!

Wasn’t this a phrase that everyone said in response to being called a dork? Or am I living in another world? Much like where I thought everyone knows what a skelbow is.

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Cartophiliac
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Never heard of it.

Tom Saaristo
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Me either, but I’m ancient and that may have come around after my time, but dork was certainly around.

Kelly
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Kelly

I think I learned that from you.

unlikelymoose
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c’mon people! Dynamite Outtasight Radical Kid! D.O.R.K. That musta been a mid-80s south side of chicago thing.

unlikelymoose
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someone else posted about this on March 9, 2005. I’m not going to link to it because they use a swear word in the post and I don’t like people swearing on the internet because there’s kids out there. And get this. The person is from Orland Park, Illinois. It’s totally a south sid thing. Do a google search for “dynamite outtasight radical kid” and the link will show up.

Tom Saaristo
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I couldn’t be happier to be one of your dork haha!

design for mankind
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design for mankind

Ha, I don’t know what a skelbow is. 🙁

Lisa Schryver
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Lisa Schryver

What’s a skelbow? My guess is the elbow of a skeleton! Ha ha!