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What if we talked in only two-letter words?

yikesmoose: eh?

spudart: nm

spudart: what if we spoke in all two letter words?

spudart: wh if we sp in al tw le wo

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Tom Saaristo
17 years ago

At the risk of being totally politically incorrect, after reading “wh if we sp in al tw le wo”, I sounded like I had cerebral palsy

Sparx
17 years ago

SPUDART! You are totally ignoring the history of language! We did, in fact, START speaking in only two letter words. The problem is that we quickly ran out of letter/sound combinations, so we needed to use multiple words one after another to explain other concepts and ideas – much like we do now when forming sentences. After awhile, the most common sentence fragments just got bastardized into being single words. As the amount of information available to us continues to increase, we too will be forced further down that path. The Germans have already gotten a HUGE head start on us. They have seen the future of language! I’m going to toss a completely unrelated link here just because I can! eBay RSS Feeds

Vera
Vera
17 years ago

um I’d be OK

unlikelymoose
17 years ago

this two letter language would have some problems. just a hunch.