A lot of people voted for Bush, because they like who he is. Straightforward. But his administration runs the show. He just gets up there all hokey dokey and looks all cute for the cameras. Look at me, I’m human like you. But his regime is one of the most secretive in the history of our nation.
Bush is like a muppet. Which muppet is he like?
ïÝMiss Piggy
ïÝKermit
ïÝGonzo
ïÝFozzie
ïÝScooter
ïÝRowlf
ïÝSwedish Chef
ïÝStatler & Waldorf (those crictics)
ïÝRizzo (rat)
ïÝCrazy Harry (guy with the explosion box)
ïÝNewsman
ïÝDr. Bunsen Honeydew
ïÝBeaker
ïÝDancing clown (performed by Fozzie)
ïÝDoglion Beast (that big harry beast thing)
ïÝLÝew Zealand (boomerang fish thrower)
ïÝRobin the Frog
ïÝSam the American Eagle
ïÝThe Seven Foot Tall Talking Carrot
outer space:
ïÝLink Hogthrob
ïÝDr. Julius Strangepork
band, Electric Mayhem:
ïÝJanice
ïÝAnimal
ïÝDr. Teeth
ïÝFloyd Pepper
ïÝZoot
The complete muppets character guide
i vote for Fozzie: dopey always says silly things though there’s a noticeable mean streak in dubba-ya. Fozzie doesn’t have a mean bone in his body. NO NO! It’s Crazy Harry!: he’s kinda dopey. you never know what he’s going to say. and he blows things up without reason. That’s the George W. Bush we all know.
Crazy Harry is my choice too!
i think most of these Muppets have higher IQs than Bush. poor Muppets, to be compared with him. my choices: -Crazy Harry [he’s destructive”> -Newsman [putting a spin on everything”> -Beaker [always looks surprised and confused, can’t understand what he’s saying”> -Swedish Chef [makes a mess, also can’t understand what he’s saying”>
for some reason, he reminds me of kermit. can’t put my finger on it though.
i really miss the Muppet Show. that was some smart family entertainment. something for everyone – puppets for the kids, satirical comedy for the adults. good clean fun all around. i’m sure it’s on DVD somewhere. actually, i have a few episodes on video that i taped off TV [reruns on cable”>. what a show!
Laura – I bought a set of muppets dvds late one night on television… timelife has them: http://www.timelife.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/en/-/USD/BrowseCatalog-Volumes?ProductSKU=MSBXX&CollectionId=MSBXX&Origin=MSBXX&CategoryName=1&MarketingChannel=&bs=0 and my vote for W’s closest muppet is the pigs in space captain guy – link hogthrob. not the sharpest tack in the box… who put him in charge?
I agree with you Laura. The Muppets were the best…I remember hearing the theme song…and getting all excited.
Bush is the conglomeration of all Muppets. someone else is pulling his strings. he is his own Muppet. the Bush Muppet. poor Muppets, to be associated with him. they don’t deserve it. they are smarter.