Which muppet is George W. Bush most like?


A lot of people voted for Bush, because they like who he is. Straightforward. But his administration runs the show. He just gets up there all hokey dokey and looks all cute for the cameras. Look at me, I’m human like you. But his regime is one of the most secretive in the history of our nation.

Bush is like a muppet. Which muppet is he like?

ïÝMiss Piggy

ïÝKermit

ïÝGonzo

ïÝFozzie

ïÝScooter

ïÝRowlf

ïÝSwedish Chef

ïÝStatler & Waldorf (those crictics)

ïÝRizzo (rat)

ïÝCrazy Harry (guy with the explosion box)

ïÝNewsman

ïÝDr. Bunsen Honeydew

ïÝBeaker

ïÝDancing clown (performed by Fozzie)

ïÝDoglion Beast (that big harry beast thing)

ïÝLÝew Zealand (boomerang fish thrower)

ïÝRobin the Frog

ïÝSam the American Eagle

ïÝThe Seven Foot Tall Talking Carrot

outer space:

ïÝLink Hogthrob

ïÝDr. Julius Strangepork

band, Electric Mayhem:

ïÝJanice

ïÝAnimal

ïÝDr. Teeth

ïÝFloyd Pepper

ïÝZoot

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unlikelymoose
19 years ago

i vote for Fozzie: dopey always says silly things though there’s a noticeable mean streak in dubba-ya. Fozzie doesn’t have a mean bone in his body. NO NO! It’s Crazy Harry!: he’s kinda dopey. you never know what he’s going to say. and he blows things up without reason. That’s the George W. Bush we all know.

Tom Saaristo
19 years ago

Crazy Harry is my choice too!

laura-at-work
laura-at-work
19 years ago

i think most of these Muppets have higher IQs than Bush. poor Muppets, to be compared with him. my choices: -Crazy Harry [he’s destructive”> -Newsman [putting a spin on everything”> -Beaker [always looks surprised and confused, can’t understand what he’s saying”> -Swedish Chef [makes a mess, also can’t understand what he’s saying”>

laura-at-work
laura-at-work
19 years ago

i really miss the Muppet Show. that was some smart family entertainment. something for everyone – puppets for the kids, satirical comedy for the adults. good clean fun all around. i’m sure it’s on DVD somewhere. actually, i have a few episodes on video that i taped off TV [reruns on cable”>. what a show!

donna
19 years ago

Laura – I bought a set of muppets dvds late one night on television… timelife has them: http://www.timelife.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/en/-/USD/BrowseCatalog-Volumes?ProductSKU=MSBXX&CollectionId=MSBXX&Origin=MSBXX&CategoryName=1&MarketingChannel=&bs=0 and my vote for W’s closest muppet is the pigs in space captain guy – link hogthrob. not the sharpest tack in the box… who put him in charge?

Eliana Briones
Eliana Briones
19 years ago

I agree with you Laura. The Muppets were the best…I remember hearing the theme song…and getting all excited.

laura-at-work
laura-at-work
19 years ago

Bush is the conglomeration of all Muppets. someone else is pulling his strings. he is his own Muppet. the Bush Muppet. poor Muppets, to be associated with him. they don’t deserve it. they are smarter.

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