2025 1 year ago

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2024 2 years ago

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  • Cool beards

    Almost every day I load up around 100 tabs in my browser. One of the tabs is a search on Twitter for the phrase “Art Institute…

2013 13 years ago

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2012 14 years ago

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2010 16 years ago

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  • Tootin like a ballootin

    Next time someone tells you, “I’m tootin like a ballotin,” you can respond with, “Yes, I appreciate your flatulence metaphorical reference to a deep decorative rectangular…

2009 17 years ago

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2008 18 years ago

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  • Paintings with quotations

    (painting by NAY) People love quotations. People love paintings. I want to make paintings of quotations. And not your typical inspirational-lala-poster type. But something real. Like…

2007 19 years ago

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2006 20 years ago

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  • Grape Branch Recipes

    First off, what do you call that branch thing that the grape is attached to? Is is the grape branch or does it have a different…

2004 22 years ago

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  • Detachable Hand

    Draw a line around your wrist, and it looks like you can detach your hand (yeah, i got bored in our weekly production meeting).

2003 23 years ago

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  • working late

    stayed at work late to work on the mark bazer sell sheet. I’m concerned that i made it too distressed.

2002 24 years ago

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  • I want to run for office in Chicago

    My campaign would include:* Bringing a white castle downtown* Building more croquet courts* Instituting 2-hour lunches, and 2-month vacation minimums* Making Macintosh the official computer platform*…